Ode to my hitachi magic wand
I love the Hitachi Magic Wand.. A lot. When I first got one, it completely changed my life and my masturbation experiences.
You know the first time you had “real” orgasm? And then you were like “wooooah! All those things I thought were orgasms before…yeah, not so much!”
Well, the Hitachi is similar. Except it makes all your other orgasms look like…I dunno, mini car accidents or something, and now you know what a freaking earthquake feels like. It was a life changing, heart stopping, clit pounding experience. I mean, it plugs into the wall, for goodness sake. It’s AMAZING.
Now, I even have a “head” for my Hitachi, called The G-Pod. It has added a whole new dimension; now, I can use my Hitachi clitorally, or insert-ably, or BOTH! It just got *that* much better!
Basically, the Hitachi is the best sex toy ever. Ever. I own multiple wands; one for home, one for travel, one in case one breaks. I also own at least 100 other toys…therefore, me saying that this is the best toy EVER, well, it’s saying a lot.
So, my ode to the Hitachi; you are amazing, in the way that you vibrate me into a whole new galaxy, while not zapping batteries and harming the environment. You are infinitely changing, with your plethora of heads and add-ons. You make me make noises I have never made before, and you never get old. I love thee, I love thee, I love thee.